Wednesday, April 4, 2012

The Pants of JUDGMENT

You know how some of your pants have a little stretch in them? A little grace for those bad days weeks, where you can still fit in your pants, although you are acutely aware of their changed fit?

Then you have the pants with no grace, the pants that don't stretch at ALL.

Well, I have a pair of these pants. I call them the Pants of Judgment. When they are loose, I rejoice. When they are tight, I immediately eat healthy and exercise put on stretchy pants, feel gross and fat, and vow to start my diet tomorrow.

I put these pants on today. I have been judged, my friends. I have been judged.

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